Welcome to the absolute first complete unofficial walkthrough for THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND MEGA-MONKEY VERSION Ó JENS ANDERSEN & ULRIK RASMUSSEN – 16 November 1997 NOTE: All names and characters are copyrighted by LucasArts Entertaniment Co.   This walkthrough is simply the instructions to complete the smashing brand new game from LucasArts. This walkthrough is made in steps so that every step should be completed before going on to the next. There are many ways to complete The Curse Of Monkey Island, but we have only included all the nessecary steps. The game – of course – is much more funny and entertaining if you try your way through it on your own, but sometimes you are stuck and this walkthrough is just the thing you need! All steps are not completed in their most logical order, but the walkthrough is an unvaluable tool in case of problems with the puzzels and gameplay. One basic rule for the game is: Talk to all characters you meet until you have covered all topics with each character. At some point you can ask about things again – then it is time to stop talking with that character! We have therefore not included ways to talk to each character, but only the ones that might cause you trouble. Furthermore we have not included in our walkthrough the first part of the game, as this is already in the "Users Journal" included with the game – and it can be found on the Web – Demo version walkthrough. As mentioned above we have only included all the nessescary steps in the game. This renders out many funny aspects of the game. Every time you get to a new island you should examine the island thoroughly so that you know where the different places are located! Enough of this – let’s rock! Shiver me timbers ya mighty pirate!!!!   PART II: THE CURSE GETS WORSE PART III: THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND PART IV: THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT, AND HER LOVER PART V: KISS OF THE SPIDER MONKEY PART VI: GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN   PLEASE NOTE: This is not an official LucasArts Entertainment Company Product!! It is just made by two adventureres who loves the MONKEY ISLAND TRILOGI! PART II: THE CURSE GETS WORSE Pick up the glowing EMBER by ship wreck Walk left to go to map over island – and explore island Go to swamp and enter the wrecked ship Talk to murray Inside wrecked ship pick up PASTE and PIN Use BAG O’ NICKELS with gum ball machine Pull ALLIGATOR TONGUE Talk to Voodoo Lady – and empty all subjects Go to Puerto Pollo Go to Barbery Coast Talk to the two barbers (Cutthroat Bill & Edward Van Helgen – NOT the one cutting Rottingham’s hair) – leave Barbery Coast Go to stage entrance by theater Examine POCKET on PIRATE COAT Open POCKET and pick up GLOVE Examine PIRATE COAT and pick up DANDRUFF (LICE) Pick up MAGIC WAND and use it with MAGIC HAT Pick up BOOK Look at WORN TRAVEL TRUNK and examine Blood Island Sticker Go to Barbery Coast Use LICE with COMB when it is on the tabel behind BARBER CHAIR Use BARBER CHAIR Use HANDLE one time Pick up PAPER WEIGHT (stone on the book) Use HANDLE again multible times until you can pick up SCISSORS stuck in the roof Push Cutthroat Bill When he is caughing push him again Pick up JAWBREAKER from the floor Use GLOVE with Edward At the Field of Honor close the middle BOX LID and open BANJO CASE Watch Edward play the banjo and note which string he hits at the end of each section (First time 4 tones; Second time: 5 tones; Third time: 6 tones) and play the same When Edward plays his solo pick up GUN PILE Pick up PISTOL and use it with DUELING BANJO Talk to barber pirate (Haggis McMutton) Go to MYSTERIOUS FLOWERS by the Chicken Shop Use SCISSORS with FLOWERS and UNDERGROWTH Pick up everything inside the snake when you have been swallowed Use PANCAKE SYROP with FLOWER Use SYROP with SNAKE HEAD Pick up THORNY PLANTS and REEDS in quicksand Use PAPERWEIGHT with BALLON Use THORN with HOLLOW REED Blow FLOATING BALLON Use PEA SHOOTER with FLOATING BALLON Look at the BOAT and examine HOLE in BOAT Go to PUERTO POLLO Enter Chicken Shop and talk to CPT. BLONDEBEARD Push QUIET PATRON and pick up KNIFE in his back Pick BISCUIT from BARREL Eat BISCUIT Use MAGGOTS (from BISCUIT) with GROSS CHICKEN on table Pick up CLUB CARD Give JAWBREAKER to CPT. BLONDEBEARD Give PACK O’ GUM to CPT. BLONDEBEARD When he makes a BUBBLE use NEEDLE from inventory to blow it Pick up GOLD TOOTH Chew PACK O’ GUM Use GOLD TOOTH with CHEWED GUM Inhale HELIUM BALLON and quickly chew TOOTH IN GUM - bubble flies out of the window Pick up PIE PAN and BISCUIT CUTTER Go outside Use PIE PAN with MUD PUDDLE by drainpipe Go to The Field Of Honor (Arrow pointing straight up to the right of the theater) Go to Grassy Knoll Use KNIFE with SAW HORSE Use GLOWING EMBER with TRAIL O’ RUM Go to Barbery Coast Give GOLD TOOTH to Cutthroat Bill Talk to Haggis and ask him to join your crew – and accept his Caber toss challenge Go to Cabana Use MEMBERSHIP CARD with Cabana boy Pick up 3 TOWELS and use them with the ICE BUCKET Use WET TOWELS with Cbana boy Pick up COOKING OIL Go to the beach Use WET TOWELS with the hot sand so you can walk on the hot sand – and do it fairly quickly Pick up MUG and talk to SUNBATHER (Palido Domingo) Go to Puerto Pollo Go to Lemonade Boy (Small pirate – Kenny) Use MUG with MUG on table Talk to Small pirate and buy lemonade Pick up PITCHER and use with DYE VAT to your right Go to Beach (Palido) Give MUG to Palido Use PITCHER WITH RED DYE with BOTTOMLESS MUG Use COOKING OIL with Palido Pick up MAP Go to Field Of Honor Use BISCUIT CUTTER with ANOTHER RUBBER TREE Go to Danger Cove Use RUBBER PLUG with PASTE and use it with GAPING HOLE in BOAT Use BOAT Go to Pirate Ship Use BREAD KNIFE with PLANK Board the pirate ship Talk to Mr. Fossey – No matter what you get tared and feathered and thrown in the water Go to shore Go to Puerto Pollo – The Chicken Shop Use BOOK with CPT. LeChimp Open PORT HOLE and exit ship Go to Puerto Pollo Go to the Theaters Stage Entrance and go upstairs Click on the HANDLE Examine MAP in inventory and note the directions Click on the buttons as directed in the MAP: SE, NW, W, S, E, NE, NE, E, SW Use CHICKEN GREASE with CANNON BALLS in TRAVEL TRUNK Go to the Stage (to the right) Pick up SHOVEL - WATCH VIDEO CLIP   PLEASE NOTE: This is not an official LucasArts Entertainment Company Product!! It is just made by two adventureres who loves the MONKEY ISLAND TRILOGI! COPYRIGHT NOTICE: This document is copyrighted and is NOT for publishing in any magazines/homepages without the permission of the writers! Feel free to contact us with anything concerning this walkthroug, that be comments or permission to publish. PART III: THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND When the crew is singing you will get the option to say something – You will have to make them stop singing and make them work! When the option: "We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange" appears, pick this one as the crew can’t rhyme on this sentence. Talk to Haggis Choose toughness of battle – The upper option is the hard one and by far the funniest Examine NAVIGATIONAL CHART Pick a ship labeled with "?" – NOT ROTTINGHAM YET – NB! Consult your "User Journal" for further info on ship battle tehniques – You’ll need to defeat the pirate ships with your cannons and board it to fight the captain using insult fighting. To extend stock of insults and comebacks you’ll have to lose several battles. We have collected a great deal of insults and their matching comebacks. However we will just write the last word of the insult and comeback sentences. INSULT COMEBACK Petrified Backside Repartee Breath spray Night and day Sit! Stay! Died Formaldehyde Homocide Fungucide Swordplay Running away Mortified Identified Annihilated Suffocated Created Dated Buffet Fillet Cremated Fumigated Perforated Infuriated Negligee Fiancee Exterminated Decaffinated Touché Clichee Nausiated Dated Shar-Pei Fiancee Intimidated Infuriated Sissified Backside Depopulated Suffocated Hide Formaldehyde Toupee Clichee Putrefied Fungicide Prey Sit! Stay! There are a few more, but these are the ones we found. Remember to get all insults and comebacks from the pirates before attacking Rottingham. The only way to get insults and comebacks are to lose and win a lot of insult fights.   PLEASE NOTE: This is not an official LucasArts Entertainment Company Product!! It is just made by two adventureres who loves the MONKEY ISLAND TRILOGI! COPYRIGHT NOTICE: This document is copyrighted and is NOT for publishing in any magazines/homepages without the permission of the writers! Feel free to contact us with anything concerning this walkthroug, that be comments or permission to publish. PART IV: THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT, AND HER LOVER By the Ship wreck talk to Haggis and ask about the HAND LOTION until you can make a deal Pick up BOTTLE in the sand by the water Bite BOTTLE Go to the Hotel and go inside Go to the door by the neon sign Pick up REFRIGERATOR MAGNET Use REFRIGERATOR MAGNET with PIN Use PIN with CORK Talk to Fortune Teller (Madame Xima) – Get her to tell your fortune Pick TAROT CARD from table – Repeat to get your fortune told until you have picked 5 CARDS up Pick up CUSHION on STOOL by Bartender (Goodsoup) Pick up RECEIPE BOOK Leave hotel and go to Cemetary Pick up MALLET and CHISEL by CARVED TOMBSTONE by the OLD DOG Pick up SMELLY DOG HAIR (on dog) Give HALF-EATEN MAGGOT BISCUIT to OLD DOG Leave Cemetary and go to Wind Mill Pick up PEPPER (to the right of the mill) and leave Go to the Beach Use CUSHION with ROCKS (on the ground) Use MALLET on the RUBBER TREE Go to Hotel and go inside Go to Refrigerator Room Use CHISEL with WHEEL O’ CHEESE Go to Bartender Give EGG, SMELLY DOG HAIR, and PEPPER to Bartender When you are talking to Goodsoup order a drink at some time Use CHISEL with HEAD-B-CLEAR Use HEAD-B-CLEAR with DRINK on table Drink SPIKED DRINK Use CHISEL with COFFIN Pick up COFFIN NAILS on the rim of your coffin Use CHISEL with COFFIN in the middle of the room Talk to Stan (Do you remember him from MONKEY 1 & 2) Leave Grave Go to Hotel Go upstairs Open first DOOR Use MALLET with NAIL in the wall Leave room Pick up PORTRAIT Pick up NAIL on floor Use SCISSORS with PORTRAIT Use PORTRAIT with first DOOR Open DOOR Look through PORTHOLE in door Leave room Go to second room Use LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD with DOOR Open DOOR Pull BED Use COFFIN NAILS with BED Use NAIL With BED Pick up BOOK on skeleton in the BED Go to Bartender (Goodsoup) Pick up MIRROR Use FACE with MIRROR FRAME Pick up EMPTY JAR Leave Hotel Go to Strange Lights (Village) Pick up BLOCK OF TOFU Pick up AUGER and MEASURING CUP Use AUGER with TOFU BLOCK Use TOFU MASK Go through gate to volcano Talk to Islander Use CHEESE with MASSIVE SETTING OF CALDERA Leave Village Go to Cemetary Enter Mutual of Stan Talk to Stan and buy insurrance Offer AUTHENTIC PIRATE TOOHT to Stan as payment for the insurrance Go to Hotel Use CHEESE with COOKING POT Pick up COOKING POT Pick up SLIPPERY GREASY HAND LOTION Go to Hotel Talk to Bartender (Goodsoup) – Empty all subjects and make sure that he thinks that you are a family member (a Goodsoup), then order a drink with an umbrella. Use HEAD-B-CLEAR with DRINK Drink SPIKED DRINK Go to end of grave – the opposite end of room from the door Pick up Murray – he falls from the roof when you are closing in on the crack in wall Pick up CROWBAR Look through crack Use SKELLETON ARM with LANTERN Go back to graveroom Use LANTERN with COFFIN LID by crack in wall Use MURRAY with LANTERN – the door will open Go to Hotel Go to Refrigirator room Pick up DEATH CERTIFICATE Go upstairs Go to second room – the one with the skeleton Use CROWBAR with BOARDED HOLE Use CROWBAR with BED Pick up ENGAGEMENT BAND on floor Go to Mutual of Stan Give DEATH CERTIFICATE to Stan Go to Wind Mill Use UMBRELLA with WIND MILL BLADES Use EMPTY JAR with BARREL Use CHISEL with JAR LID Go down Go to Clearing (Elaine) Use LOTION with CURSED RING - on Elaines finger Pick up CURSED RING Use JAR O’ WATER with FIRE FLIES Use JAR LID with FIRE FLIES Go to Lighthouse Use MIRROR with MIRROR in Lighthouse Use LANTERN with LANTERN POST Go to Beach Use MEASURING CUP with SEAWATER Use CORK (with the pin in it) with MEASURING CUP Talk to Mysterious Figure (The Flying Welshman) Give Compas to Flying Welshman Take a ride to Skull Island Talk to Winch Operator Get lowered down – when falling use UMBRELLA Talk to Smugglers and say that you have so much money that it is embarrassing Finish conversation Play cards with Smugglers Give TAROT CARDS to King André Use HUGE DIAMOND with ENGAGEMENT BAND (in inventory) Go to Elaine Use COMPLETED DIAMOND RING with ELAINES LEFT RING FINGER   PLEASE NOTE: This is not an official LucasArts Entertainment Company Product!! It is just made by two adventureres who loves the MONKEY ISLAND TRILOGI! COPYRIGHT NOTICE: This document is copyrighted and is NOT for publishing in any magazines/homepages without the permission of the writers! Feel free to contact us with anything concerning this walkthroug, that be comments or permission to publish. PART V: KISS OF THE SPIDER MONKEY Talk to LeChuck – LeChuck keeps talking about this and that, so after a while when you get the chance say: "I’ve heard enough! Let’s get this over with!" and puff you get small Open DOOR Talk to Dinghy Dog – get him to guess how old you are Choose "Give me that ANCHOR" Use ANCHOR with PIE PAN (in inventory) Use BOTTLE with PIE PAN (in inventory) Use HEAVY FAKE PIE with stack of pies (by the rat) Open GATE Look through HOLE – where Mime were standing before Push Dinghy Dog 6 times – he bites you Go to Snow cone man (Soda Jerk) Pick up PEPPER MILL Talk to Soda Jerk Choose PLAIN SNOW CONE when asked – stay by the snow cone cart – if you walk the snow cone will melt Use PEPPER MILL with SNOW CONE Use DINGHY DOG HAIR with SNOW CONE (in inventory) Use MERINGUE PIE with DISGUSTING SNOW CONE Eat SNOW CONE   PLEASE NOTE: This is not an official LucasArts Entertainment Company Product!! It is just made by two adventureres who loves the MONKEY ISLAND TRILOGI! COPYRIGHT NOTICE: This document is copyrighted and is NOT for publishing in any magazines/homepages without the permission of the writers! Feel free to contact us with anything concerning this walkthroug, that be comments or permission to publish. PART VI: GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN When you are in the roller coaster and you get to a new diorama and the cursor shifts to a red arrow click like mad to get off! If it doesn’t work the first time then don’t worry – you will get back until all the things needed are gathered! At the first diorama pick up FALLEN ROPE Wait for LeChuck and you will then to the next diorama At the second diorama pick up KEG O’ RUM Wait for LeChuck and you will then to the next diorama At the third diorama: Open LANTERN Blow FLASK O’ OIL Pick up FLASK O’ OIL Wait for LeChuck and you will then to the next diorama At the fourth and last diorama: Go up to the Big snow monkey Use FALLEN ROPE with FLASK O’ OIL Use FALLEN ROPE (with oil on it) on KEG O’ RUM Use EXPLOSIVE KEG O’ RUM with Snow monkey arm Go down and wait for LeChuck Use PEPPER MILL with LeChuck when he is about to blow fire at you – he will sneeze and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!   NOW YOU CAN MARRY ELAINE AND WAIT FOR MONKEY ISLAND 4 (we hope!!??!!)   PLEASE NOTE: This is not an official LucasArts Entertainment Company Product!! It is just made by two adventureres who loves the MONKEY ISLAND TRILOGI! COPYRIGHT NOTICE: This document is copyrighted and is NOT for publishing in any magazines/homepages without the permission of the writers! Feel free to contact us with anything concerning this walkthroug, that be comments or permission to publish.